Reader's questions answered!

I've been getting a lot of questions about myself from readers and fans, so I thought I'd dedicate a post to answering some of those! Yeah, that's absolutely not true. No one asked me any of these, and I don't have "fans" haha but I love online questionnaires- guilty pleasure, I suppose 

Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, but I wish it was more consistent. I have good hand writing days and bad ones. I mostly write in cursive 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down? Because some of us are ADD 

Are you very sarcastic? Mmmm…yes. Working on  the cynical though

Do you think you are physically strong? Do I think this is a weird question? Yes. Do I think I am physically strong? Idk…this question is weird. 

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? I guess that depends on whether you use cotton balls to clean your face or as a dietary supplement 

What is your favorite ice cream flavor? I like peanut butter and I like chocolate. I like most anything in ice cream though

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Depends on their motives. And commitment level

What was the last thing you ate? Pancakes. Yes, it is 12:40 am

What was the last drink you drank? Ok, fine, it was diet coke. BUT…I haven’t ORDERED a diet coke since the new year! Baby steps, y’all….

If you were a crayon what color would you be? Yellow. No question asked 

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? Idk, but this is a good question. Sorry, Lithperths...  

          Which are your favorite smells? 1) HOT by Ralph Lauren 2) YSL cologne 3) Gasoline 4) New car 5) The nail salon 

Do you like people with green eyes? Um yes, because I don’t normally judge whether or not I like a person by the color of their eyes?

Do you like scary movies or comedy movies more? Comedy. My mind is way to restless to watch too many scary movies

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? I guess that depends on how tight knit a swim troop they are

Do you prefer hugs or kisses? Depends on who’s huggin and who’s kissin

What is on your mouse pad? Mouse pads are so 1999

(Here's the latest headband) 

Haha, i just saw an infomercial for a product called "slim T's". Basically, it's a bra or spanx for men. It goes under your shirt, much like a bullet proof vest to decrease the look of belly fat and love handles- all for the low, low price of $19.95! The best part is that, it also has padding in the shape of a men's 6-pack. I say that if you want to be believable, you buy a slim T and then lock yourself in a basement for at least 6 weeks. When you come out and someone questions your toned physique, you have every right to punch them in the face. When they ask you to prove it, you can punch them in the face and then tell them that "proving it" is against your morals. And for women? Well, they have "Pajama Jeans". Ok, whoever buys these is dumb. Anyone ever heard of JEGGINGS?? It's the same thing. That's what I get for watching Chelsea Lately for the second time today at 1:30 am. Ok, that's it for me. I have to get a filling tomorrow at 8:30. Yiesh!

Nothin but love,
Bethany